swarkles.
sorry to make everything about a:tla. wait--no i'm not.

jeb. 18. non-bender.

frankoceanfanclub:

coachella aka the annual bindi wearing white girls conference

pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

test my dashboard osmosis abilities

diva-viva:

send me an ask about a fandom i know nothing about and i will summarize it as best i can

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

certifiably-better-than-you:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i cant stop laughing at that the fault in our stars clip like hes buying cigarettes and never smoking them as a metaphor??? bitch if you gonna be pretentious find a way to do it for free dont make yourself broke

IF YOU HAD READ THE BOOK YOU’D KNOW THAT ONE PACKET HAS LASTED HIM 3 YEARS YOU TWAT

alSO iF YOU HAd read the book, what would you expect of him??? oh no he’s pretentious??/? THAT IS HIM. AUGUSTUS WATERS IS PRETENTIOUS, yes hes annoying as hell and we all feel like we want to smack him in the mouth for existing but that is his character and THAT IS HOW HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE

And he’s a frickin cancer survivor without a leg. if uSING CIGARETTES AS A METAPHOR HELPS HIM GET BY FECKING LET HIM DO HIS THING

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hostility

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

romanticizedweakling:

"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies

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